is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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