dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
