I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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