In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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