yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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