We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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