How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
COCAINE IS GR8
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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