love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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