Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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