I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
zippers are such a cool invention
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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