They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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