you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
foreskin is a definite game changer
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I wear drunk well.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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