She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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