the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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