Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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