VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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