do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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