I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
A+ Viking dick
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
soo... how was my night?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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