This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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