On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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