I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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