She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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