Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
