a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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