her vagine was all disorganized.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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