quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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