Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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