Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Nobody cheats on THIS.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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