Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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