I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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