me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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