we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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