when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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