There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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