Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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