I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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