Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize
