I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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