You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
my vag is so smooth its legendary
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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