There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She's the barista slut.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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