did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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