She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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