i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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