You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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