the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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