Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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