"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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