when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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