dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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