We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
you never un-have a 4some
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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