You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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