Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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