new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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