yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize