Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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